full-time-avenger:

Marvel Phase One Valentine Cards

Bonus:

samapitongzabala:

HEY GAIS! remember Dettsu’s Single Ladies parody for Captain America?

She allowed me to do it. With her permission, I tweaked her lyrics a little bit and she officially called it a collab XD

Single Heroes (Take It Back from Him)
based on Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(Started by izzytheeverything, flagdemoness, forevahyoung-ness, eheheheh-lokid, doctordonna10, what-theface; Completed and fully written by Dettsu; Sang [and tweaked a bit] by me)
Original Lyric Post: [x]

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avenger’s thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings his hammer and his glorious hair

We’re on a mission, did I mention
Loki’s getting all the attention
But we gotta do this task
Shawarmas for the last
So Hulk, beat the crap outta him

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter,
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so we can do the all sh.. we like
Stop by Peggy in her retirement home some day
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science, Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh

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(^Dettsu’s art)

lightestsylphofhope:

opheliadawnwalker:

spookysataan:

heyfunniest:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:

OMG YES

I’m done. Just…so done.

onac911:

Cinnamon Challenge 

orb01:

YES! FINALLY!

tomhiddleston-h:

destielsextape:

xmens:

#maybe he’s born with it #maybe he’s adopted

 #L’Oreal: because your dad doesn’t think you’re worth it

fuckyeahthorloki:

Loki — One-Player Game by ~Tavoriel

So… i bought the Avengers on DVD today and there was no Gag real :(

thegestianpoet:

fifineadore:

govthookercoulson:

loki-has:

sithcamaro:

Now they’re ganging up on me. And Nick Fury is yelling “Gimmie your wallet muthaf@cka!”.

you are a perfect human omg tHIS PICTURE IS ADORABLE AND PERFECT

*ejects coffee onto screen*  … Perfection. .. *fetches napkin

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE TINY BLACK WIDOW COSPLAYER BEHIND THEM BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS ADORABLE 

asterush:

vylla-art:

The Girls of Phase One.

Alternate Title: Sif and her six tiny new friends.

Can’t… handle… asdfhjkl

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

sekra:

YOU MUSTN’T TELL THE MAN OF IRON!

lokianeule:

Disney Avengers!

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

rennertastic:

ohiseebetterfromadistance:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

tomhiddlestonftw:

i would watch this everyday. 

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

LMAO @ Sports!!!! 

OMFG SPORTS

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted