lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

death-by-lulz:

i-am-of-asgard:

come on everyone thought that at least for a moment! 

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

viria:

soooo…..I wanted to draw something for Andy because she always draws me those amazing things that make me happy so I wanted to make her happy too

well, at least try to:3

I saw you loving these two, and even though I don’t quite know who are they and what is their relationship I figured that would be the best thing for me to draw because I know you love them.

sooo, hope you’ll like it!

secretinternetbox:

WE’LL ALL ROLL IN THE SOOT. WE’LL ALL BE LABRADORS.

latenightjimmy:

Retta dropped some knowledge with her stand-up last night

simplydalektable:

nevillegonnagiveuup:

justanotherdayinlife:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a fucking idiot.

She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.

Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.” 

OH MY GOD

sweetlittlekitty:

lopsidedown:

rev-enant:

perfectdisarray:

ohsusquehanna:

This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.

You better not shout,

You better not cry,

You better not pout,

Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.

Omg

The mom doesn’t even look panicked she’s just “Sigh. Goddamn it Jimmy I fucking told you.”

THE KID HAD IT COMING

itsxandy:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

Fitch please needs to be the new thing.

territorialcreep:

an autobiography

kohichapeau:

i don’t really know whether i should laugh or cry.

protagonistically:

lunaexclamationpoint:

Batman and the Three Robins

Once upon a time there was an obsessive vigilante. His butler, Alfred, made him a lovely black cloak, so people started calling the obsessive vigilante Little Black Riding Hood. However,…

oh my goshhhhhhh!

what did i just read?